Sneaks!

I got to over 300 followers on my Twitterspace. I was thinking, "Wow, this Twitterspace is a great recruiting tool for our organization. Already 300 more jihadis!"

So I was bragging about the success of my Twitterspace outreach to Samir. Do you know what he told me? You don't, so now I am telling you. He said, "That just means that they are reading your Twitterspace, not that they have joined Al-Qaeda."

This is bullcrap! Why are they calling them "followers" then?! This is an American plot to confuse me and make me angry so that I will make a mistake. (But I will not. I have never ever ever made a mistake. Never. ever)

Americans are tricky sneaks!