Yes! Go me!
I think it's pretty good too.
Anyway, he said that Pokémon was his favorite hobby. He had many many cards and showed me how to play. This is a great game!
But I have no cards. I was going to have Mahmoud kill Samir tonight so that I could have his cards, but that is no good because he is the only other person who visits the cave and plays this game. I found many cards on eBay, but Mahmoud is adamant that we never use credit cards.
What a bunch of shit! I am a very powerful man! I should be able to use VISA! What crap!
So I asked him about PayPal, and he says, "No, no, Osama, great one. We cannot use this. The Americans will find you!"
And so I cannot play this Pokémon game. This is Mr. Obama's fault! He threatens me with getting killed by a missile just for playing Pokémon! What asshole! America is a land of jerks!
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